Jokes for kids: Word play

Word play is not only educational for kids but it’s also hilarious! A mix-up of names and an entertaining way to use words, everyone will find something amongst these great word play jokes for kids.

What you need:

Number of players:
2+

Activity:

Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

How do you paint a rabbit purple?
With purple hare spray!
What is a cow without a map?
Udderly lost!

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hall.
One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”

Why can’t fishermen be generous?
Because their business makes them sell fish.

I took the shell off my racing snail to try and speed it up.
It just made it sluggish.

Why do ghouls and demons get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

What do you call a guy with no legs in leaves?
Rustle!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.