Jokes for kids: Word play
Word play is not only educational for kids but it’s also hilarious! A mix-up of names and an entertaining way to use words, everyone will find something amongst these great word play jokes for kids.
What you need:
Number of players:
2+
Activity:
Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
How do you paint a rabbit purple?
With purple hare spray!
What is a cow without a map?
Udderly lost!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hall.
One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Why can’t fishermen be generous?
Because their business makes them sell fish.
I took the shell off my racing snail to try and speed it up.
It just made it sluggish.
Why do ghouls and demons get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What do you call a guy with no legs in leaves?
Rustle!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
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