Hilarity and fun should be what Halloween is about. Trick the kids with some cool jokes and then get them to try them out on their friends.

Who knows, it could be what they need to improve the door-to-door candy haul!

Q. What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
A. WRAP music.

Q. What do you call a skeleton that rests all day?
A. Lazy bones.

Q. What did the boy ghost ask the girl ghost?
A. Will you be my ghoul-friend?

Q. What happened when the young witch misbehaved?
A. She was sent to her broom.

Q. What did the pumpkin need for its scratch?
A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the school dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they are angry?
A. They are afraid of flying off the handle.

Q. What makes a skeleton laugh?
A. When someone tickles his funny bone.

Q. What do goblins mail to friends from their holidays?
A. Ghost-cards.

Q. What do witches put on their hair?

A. Scare spray!

Q. What do witches race on?

A. Vroomsticks!

Q. What is the problem with twin witches?

A. You never know which witch is which!

Q. What do you call a witch at the beach?

A. A sand-witch!

Q. How do you make a witch itch?

A. Take away her W!

Q. Why did the witch travel on a broom?

A. She couldn’t afford a vacuum cleaner!

Q. What does a witch get if she isn’t a good traveller?

A. Broom sick!

Q. What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?

A. Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

Q. How does a witch tell the time?

A. She looks at her witch-watch!

Q. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?

A. Broom-mates!