Jokes for kids: Doctor, Doctor

Jokes for kids: Doctor, Doctor

Some 'Doctor, Doctor' jokes might make you a little feverish but these kids jokes will have a laughter-inducing effect. So cure that fever and print off these medicinal miracles for your kids!

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Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!


Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes – here's a kite!


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!


Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.


Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!


Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar.
I can't believe that!


Doctor, Doctor, how can I cure my sleep walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!


Doctor, Doctor, my baby's swallowed a bullet.
Well, don't point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Necks, please!

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