Sports Jokes

We all love a good sport so make sure you are one when the kids start racing through these fantastic sporting jokes for kids. Swimming, basketball, racing and even soccer, you will feel as though you are right there as you run over these jokes.

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Number of players:
2+

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Q. What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
A. Ghoul keeper.

Q. Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she's always running away from the ball.

Q. When is a baby good at basketball?
A. When it's dribbling!

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A. Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!

Q. What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
A. The scenter spot!

Q. What runs but never moves?
A. A fence.

Q. How do you start a firefly race?
A. Ready, set, glow!

Q. What race is never run?
A swimming race.

Q. What animal is the best cricket player?
A. The bat.