Jokes for kids: Maths


Enjoy numbers a little more when the kids are reading these giggle-inducing problems to solve. One plus one equals two is all you need to get a laugh from these maths jokes for kids.


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Q. Why was the maths book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.


Q. What’s the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.


Q. What US state has the most maths teachers?
A. Mathachussets.


Q. Heard about the mathematical plant?
A. It has square roots.


Q. Which tables do you not have to learn?
A. Dinner tables.


Q. What tool do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.


Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!


Q. What do you get if you cross a maths teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!


Q. What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 + 84?
A. A headache.


Q.How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!

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